1. #stillcaughtuponmyexboyfriend

    3 weeks ago  /  2 notes

  2. pseudologia fantastica: EVERYONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!! →

    riddlemebitch:

    Wheel of Fortune is the most amazing show in the whole entire world. I’ve been watching it almost every day with my Granny since I was like, 2 years old. And kept on watching even after she died. We always talked about how we were gonna go on together, and I REAAAALLLLYY want to keep the promise…

    3 weeks ago  /  13 notes  /  Source: riddlemebitch

    1. 1.   In the pouring rain

      2.   through a chainlink fence

      3.    in the snow

      4.   under the lights after a big game

      5.    on the beach

      6.    in the car

      7.    standing in the middle of traffic

      8.    lifted in the air

      9.    in the shower

      10. at the movies

      11. while dancing 

      12. after saying I love you

      13.  under the stars

      14. on a frozen lake

      15. on a dock

      16. on the forehead

      17. in a pool

      18. in the elevator

      19. at the airport

      20. in a tent

      21. under mistletoe

      22. on the hawksnest

      23. watching the sunset

      24. in bed

      25. on a rollercoaster

      26.  to piss someone else off 

      27. on a bridge

      28. on the state line

      29. on the swings

      30. on a chairlift

      31. under an umbrella

      32. in a parents bed :x

      33.  in a photo booth

      34. 12a.m. new year

      35. at church

      36. under a waterfall

      37. on a quad

      38. by a fire

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  4. some days are just a little bit harder than others

    1 month ago  /  1 note

  5. mcsingle:

    im not even a person anymore im just a sack of feelings

    (via i-aint-bovvered)

    1 month ago  /  10,687 notes  /  Source: mcsingle

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  7. romeo: hey i just met you.

    romeo: and this is crazy.

    romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.

    romeo: so marry me maybe.

    1 month ago  /  98,153 notes  /  Source: eowyning

  8. (via theatomicboom)

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  9. professorspork: getoutofmygarden: I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock: 1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits. or 2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.” SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

    professorspork:

    getoutofmygarden:

    I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:

    1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.

    or

    2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”

    SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

    (via theatomicboom)

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